The Dirty Northwest

Take note: “Mexican donkey jailed for ornery behavior“. That is all.

Me: Good. I got a guilt trip from my parents.

You: Oh, because you’re a heathen?

Me: Yeah. “Did you miss going to church on Easter? I know you used to be so dilligent about it…”

You: Jeez.

Me: The candy is on sale. I’m filling my freezer with Cadbury Creme Eggs. Last year I saved 4 till October.

An impressive bit of drunken driving.

I love these things: internal memos with snarky interpretations by cynical employees. Great humor for us all mid-workday.

I’m super busy today but I though I’d let folks know that when I went to grab a latte with a coworker this morning a homeless guy came up to me in the bus mall, told me he was actually Jesus Christ and shared that he was striking down Falwell because he was tired of his bigotry.

I’m not sure if Jesus is telling everyone this or if he intended me to post it on my blog so I figured I’d best be safe and post it here.

More as it develops…

UDPATE: Turns out he appears to have died from being old, fat and angry. Yes, it can kill you.

… we had a man’s way of dealing with a beached whale in Oregon.

Portland Parks to be smoke-free January first.

Insert your own “very special mix” pun here (YouTube).

It’s probably uniquely American to enjoy watching the destruction of overpriced consumer electronics*. And this work is entirely derivative (think “Will it Float?” from the David Letterman show). So I guess I’m just a sucker for conspicuous destruction.

*redundant?

Philippe Katerine Louxor J’Adore(via)

But othertimes I don’t mind leaving the accompanying responsibility in the hands of others.

It’s seriously hilarious. If there’s ever a case where you’ll get a “OMG LOL!!!111!!”, etc. from me, it’s from posts like the one linked above.